*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
You don’t know stress until you’ve tried to buy concert tickets as soon as they go on sale.
get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live